"

Imagine this:
Wendy Darling becomes a pilot as soon as she comes of age,
because she was always going to find a way to fly,
and night after night sitting by the windowsill never got her anywhere
other than the ground.
When told of her curse, Sleeping Beauty goes in search of a spindle.

Imagine this:
Instead of mounting the land with her feet full of needles, Ariel watches as her lover slides into the ocean with his legs blurring into scales.
One night, Belle finds herself growing a set of fangs and a coat of shaggy fur to match her Beast’s, and finds that she prefers jagged claws to blunt fingernails.

Imagine this:
Susan Pevensie is not shunted from her kingdom
because she learned to use the only weapons she had at hand,
forfeiting her bow and arrow for red-lined lips and slick nylons.
After her feathers bloom like they do every night, Odette goes to find the sorcerer
and plunges her beak into each of his eyes.

Imagine this:
True love’s kiss is sitting quietly in the middle of their priorities.
If they find themselves locked in a castle, they break down the walls.
Give me princesses in tattered chainmail or ripped dresses
or both
or neither.
Give me princesses who ride around, slaying dragons
or mounting them and claiming the sky.

Imagine this:
When they are placed up in a tower and told to wait for their hero,
our princesses take their fate by the guts
slide their thighs around the neck of their thrashing dragon
and take to the stars.

" — 'Reinventing Rescuing, ii,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

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sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

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date posted 10 hours ago , with 210,697 notes

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

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date posted 12 hours ago , with 25,080 notes

floppyhump:

invocationwithin:

loosetoon:

Early 70’s behind the scenes of Sesame Street with the Muppets.

THIS IS THE BEST PHOTO SET I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 

Love!

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date posted 13 hours ago , with 184,708 notes

"If they can’t make you laugh then don’t fuck them." — Great Sex (via r2—d2)

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date posted 14 hours ago , with 183,864 notes

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

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date posted 15 hours ago , with 68,323 notes

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult" — anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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date posted 20 hours ago , with 162,938 notes

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

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date posted 22 hours ago , with 60,733 notes

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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date posted 23 hours ago , with 108,315 notes

HeartlessBlazee


So, I loves me some Teen Wolf, lots and lots of teen wolf. And lots of Sterek fic. Also, I have a ridiculous girl crush on Jennifer Lawrence and Holland Roden. This is all.