roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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celestial-sexhair:

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

I felt that through my computer

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date posted 1 day ago , with 132,256 notes

its-sorcery:


things would have been so much better if the Harry Potter costume designers cared about historical accuracy

A+

its-sorcery:

things would have been so much better if the Harry Potter costume designers cared about historical accuracy

A+

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date posted 5 days ago , with 53,937 notes

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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date posted 5 days ago , with 238,425 notes

"Find strength in your future self. That person has already done all this work and they are waiting for you to arrive. In twenty-four hours, in a week, in a year, you will be that person, and you’ll be looking forward, not backward." — Nicholas Petricca
favorite words from one of my favorite humans. (via darksidedly)

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date posted 6 days ago , with 1,388 notes

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

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date posted 6 days ago , with 268,736 notes

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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date posted 6 days ago , with 130,781 notes

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

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date posted 6 days ago , with 227,298 notes

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date posted 1 week ago , with 12,455 notes
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dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

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date posted 1 week ago , with 432,486 notes

HeartlessBlazee


So, I loves me some Teen Wolf, lots and lots of teen wolf. And lots of Sterek fic. Also, I have a ridiculous girl crush on Jennifer Lawrence and Holland Roden. This is all.